Morning Wood

· Jenna Jameson won't be playing in the Lingerie Bowl next year, because she can't get insurance for her body. Why does she need insurance? She can't possibly get hurt with that padding. (thesun.co.uk)

· New Zealand taxpayers have spent $163,000 on training seminars for officers who were caught with porn on their computers. Just so you know, we could have trained them for half that. (stuff.co.nz)

· Police in Mumbai, India, aren't sure if the group of artists they arrested on obscenity charges have actually created anything obscene. To be fair, the title of the show was "Tits, Clits and Elephant Dicks," so you can understand their confusion. (expressindia.com, via Fark)

· If only real science fair projects were this interesting. (xkcd.com)

· The longer a woman has been in a committed relationship, the less interested she is in sex. So all of those husbands out there aren't just imagining things. (bbc.co.uk)

· Finally, something to wake you on this Monday morning: jiggling anime boobies. Enjoy. (ifilm.com, via bamkapow.com)

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