Wet Spots

· Could technology become so advanced that in the future we only fuck machines instead of each other? That sounds like the worst science fiction movie ever. (msnbc.msn.com)

· Some quick-draw paparazzo snagged a photo of Penelope Cruz's elusive, half-submerged nipple. You know how in the movie "Jaws," the scariest scenes are the ones where you don't actually see the shark? Well, this is nothing like that. (egotastic.com)

· Tamara Hoover, the Austin art teacher who got in trouble for being interesting - and nude - has settled with her school and resigned from her job. Since her other option was to fight to keep working with a bunch of boring prudes, she probably made the right choice. (statesman.com)

· Despite what you may have heard, sex doesn't sell - at least not to girls anyway. It's a good thing they only make up, like, 50% of the population or something. (businessweek.com)

· Say, it ain't so! Amsterdam threatens to shut down of almost half of the city's Red Light businesses. That would be like taking the casinos out of Las Vegas ... or the hookers. Either one. (jaunted.com)

· Today's tourist advisory: Girls are not allowed to go wild in Orange Beach, Alabama. Any other beach in Alabama would probably be fine though. (al.com)

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