Morning Wood

· Eva Longoria is starting become to Maxim what Pam Anderson is to Playboy - a loyal partner who is ready to drop trou at a moment's notice. This could be a beautiful friendship. (maximonline.com - thanks Sanj)

· A fascinating look at the the UK's answer to the MPAA, which—unlike their American counterparts—also reviews porn movies and has "a reputation for taking a sensible and liberal approach to its work." Gosh, a rating system that's sensible? That must be weird. (timeout.com)

· Film Threat magazine interviews Brian James, the man behind "Behind Kink." That's a lot of behinds ... and most of them are probably bright red from all the spanking. (filmthreat.com)

· Glass artist Jessica Townsend pays "Homage to the Implant" with some nice handcrafted boobies. Yes, they're made of glass, but they look as real as some of the models we've seen lately. (jessicatownsend.co.uk)

· Finally this morning, a reminder to do your stretching every day ... and you might end up like this girl. (metacafe.com)

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