Son of Porn Review Haikus

Everyone in porn will not hesitate to tell you of his or her utter legitimacy in some other arena, and yours truly is no exception; I am the Frank X. Gazzorini Haiku Fellow of Bogue Chitto's Ol' Seepy Watershed Commission. Who can forget my 600-page haiku odyssey "Glue Huffing up Yazoo City"?

Porn offers a fecund bog of poetic possibilities, as you goddamn well know. Read the latest selection of 17-syllable musings after the gap.
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Tyson Cane's "I Dare You"

All I'm saying is:
"Suck in that gut for Christ's sake!"
It wouldn't kill you

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Unusual Pussies

Labiarrific!
I find it comforting that
She'd fly home later

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L.A. Vice

The jaundicing smog
Hovers around Kurt Lockwood:
Porn's yelllow angel

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