Wet Spots

· Take a cue from Eva Longoria and relax this weekend. If you could look really, really hot while doing so, that would help too. (But what's up with that moustache?) (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· Wired comes up with the subject for the "ultimate blog post" for Fleshbot (and others.) They forgot to include the Japanese leather enthusiast and Lindsay Lohan, but it's close. (wired.com)

· Speaking of Lindsay, it's good to see her taking a break from flashing her hoo-ha to treat us all to a nice old fashioned see-through shot. Ah, the good old days ... (drunkenstepfather.com)

· "Auto-eroticism undoes driver." Boy, if we had a dime for every time that happened to us, we could afford our car insurance premiums. (yahoo.com)

· Remember that police chief whose wife posed for porn? Well, instead of getting fired the chief, the mayor and a member of the city council all resigned. Great ... that should solve all our problems. (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· Hiring strippers to entertain scientists at a climate conference seemed like a good idea at the time. Is it getting hot in here or is that just global warming? (casperstartribune.net)

· Cosmo has "101 Sex Tricks to Try Before You Die", but the website only lists the first 20, so you can probably get through all of them tonight. (ivillage.com)

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