We've all thought about... Could the amount of energy generated by masturbating be enough to power our portable electronic devices? Well the good folks over at PornHub seem to think it's possible, leading them to create The Wankband, a wearable device that stores all that kinetic energy exerted by masturbators, which can then be used to power electronic devices.
According to AVN (link below), this is not a hoax, as it has been reported on by sites such as Gizmodo, so that makes it 100% legit. Too legit, one might even go so far as to surmise.
The Wankband is a wearable device, similar to those exercise tracking bands, that houses a chamber with a weighted ball inside that travels back and forth as you tap to create and store energy for the aforementioned electronics charging. Just jerk off, then plug in your phone or other device. And women can even use the device too, so guys don;t need to run the risk of developing carpal tunnel just to update their Facebook status.
That's right ladies, provided you have a vigorous flick of the wrist while flicking your bean, you too can power your devices. No word on when the product will be available, but Coolio will hopefully cut a new single about it soon...
Via AVN