Morning Wood

· The folks at Digital Journal ask the question "What's the big deal with free porn?" Uh, you're new here, aren't you? (digitaljournal.com)

· Paris Hilton spent her weekend literally dancing her pants off while you were busy doing ... whatever it was you were doing this weekend. The rich really are different from the rest of us. (yeeeah.com)

· Apparently, the only person who couldn't figure out the "mystery" of Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive is the person responsible for updating their website, because everyone else seems to know it's Scarlett Johansson. Actually, we could've told them that a long time ago ourselves. (esquire.com + usatoday.com)

· Lingerie Dreams kicks off their "October Revolution" with a nice assortment of hot Russian girls in lingerie. Power to the people! (lingeriedreams.info-fiend.com)

· We really need to pick up a copy of this book on eBay, because lately there seems to be something lacking in our black magic sex rituals. Besides, we need all the help getting laid that we can find. (ebay.com, via Boing Boing)

· This hair salon ad has certainly piqued our interest, but which hair they're talking about is still unclear. (Flickr, via adrants.com)

· A study in Scotland finds that half of all men who pay for sex also have a partner at home. Now, that's just a waste of good money. (reuters.co.uk)

· Despite what you may have been told in the past, it takes men and women the same amount of time to get aroused. How long they stay that way is up to you. (yubanet.com)

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