This Might Be The Greatest 29 Seconds Of Video Ever Recorded

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There is really nothing else to say than this video is probably the single greatest video ever, ever, ever. 

In the video Large Breasts in Slow Motion posted on Vimeo (link below) combines two of my favorite things: large breasts and slow motion video. Honestly, this is stuff that dreams are made of because I’m sure most every single male on the planet has dreamed of large breasts bouncing up and down, swaying from side to side, and everything in between all while moving slowly enough to see every single movement.

The funny thing is the more I watch this video, the more hypnotized I become. I really think magicians and others should stop using pocket watches and use large breasts bouncing in slow motion. Another thing I would like to point out about the video is there is no sound. There are no distractions from the beauty of two amazing breasts on the screen. But, if you want music, you can add your own. I guess my only gripe is video is only 29 seconds; I wish the video was 29 hours long. Guess I’ll just play it repeatedly.  

All my fellow boob lovers out there rejoice and press play. For all others, also rejoice and press play.  

Via: Large Breasts in Slow Motion from Ashes Wednesday on Vimeo