The Mod Is The World’s First Multivibrating Open-Source Dildo

A wise man once said, "Everything is different, but the same... things are more moderner than before... bigger, and yet smaller... it's computers." While we all know he went on to assert the dominance of a particular Southern California's high school football team, he hit the nail on the head. Technology is getting out of control, and we can either choose to align ourselves with the brilliant minds seeking to harness its power, or quiver in fear like the well-dressed cavemen we are. 

What does all of this have to do with The Mod? Nothing... and everything. The Mod is a new revolution in sex toy technology, giving its user the ability to completely and totally customize its vibration pattern. The good folks over at Comingle have created this exciting new product, and they're currently seeking completion funds via Indiegogo. 

Since I am at an absolute loss for how to explain exactly what this product is, I'll let them handle it...

The Mod is Comingle’s flagship Multivibrating Open-source Dildo. First and foremost, it’s a great vibrator, but it is also so much more. 

The Mod's software platform makes it easy for you to create vibration patterns, connect sensors and controllers, and completely customize how your Mod behaves.

 You can upload new programs to it straight from our website with no programming knowledge required. If you want to dig a little deeper, you can use our software library to create custom patterns controlled by almost anything you can imagine. Advanced hackers will find that everything is fully-documented, giving you full control to build and contribute your own unique experiences from scratch.

See? Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Now, one other great thing about this crowdfunding campaign that I feel compelled to point out is this perk you could earn for a donation of $40,000...

To keep up with other fancy sex toy companies, here's an outrageous perk. Give us 40K, and you get a bunch of sex toys for you and your 3 closest friends to check out during a flight on a private jet. We'll sort out the details after the campaign, but rest assured this perk will be a LOT of fun.

So yeah, in-flight sex toy orgy. That's a thing that could totally happen if you've got forty large lying around.