The Sphere by Myla

You may already have seen the advertisement for the new sex toy by classy British "sex life accessories brand" Myla that's been making the interweb rounds over the last week or so (including right here on Fleshbot), but have you wondered exactly what you're supposed to do with it? Unfortunately, after watching the advertisement over and over again and reading the information on Myla's product website, we're not exactly sure either: the instructions say that it's "ideal for all-over body massages as well as more intimate use", so we assume it's intended to be rubbed on something instead of stuffed into something—which is pretty much the same thing you can do with, say, an orange or a golf ball, though neither will come with two AA batteries and an embossed botanical pattern which designer Rachel WIngfield claims "extract(s) a feminine essence from nature and distill(s) it into this tactile and beautiful design." We're also told over and over again that The Sphere, which will set you back a mere £59, is somehow "organic"; last we checked, a whole pound of organic oranges will set you back about two bucks. They won't vibrate, but at least you'll be able to squeeze some juice out of them afterwards in case you work up a thirst from all that rolling.

· The Sphere: Pleasure Like No Other (pleasurelikenoother.com)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive, Designer Dildos by Shiri Zinn, Sex Toys @ Kiki de Montparnasse, Precious Metal Vibrators by Jimmyjane, Nobra's Silicone Dreams, Sex Toys by Lelo, Mi-Su: Sexual Aesthetics, Sex Toys by Myla