Morning Wood: Making Time with Jennifer Ellison

· The end of Daylight Savings Time means you get an extra hour to spend looking at Jennifer Ellison's 2007 calendar. We think that's what it means; we're not so good at numbers. (gorillamask.net)

· You think you know everything about politicians who write trashy stories? This quiz will test your skills: try to match the sex scene to the candidate who wrote it. (slate.com)

· Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz was uninvited from the Marine Corps birthday party after the Marines found out his girlfriend is you know who. They should really read more Fleshbot. (marinetimes.com, via adultfyi.com)

· Condom factories in the Alabama fight to stay alive even with foreign aid and a lot of pork. No, not porking ... we meant pork barrel politics, but we guess the world will never run out of either one. (upi.com + nytimes.com)

· Students in Colorado fail to break the world record for group streaking, probably because they tried to break the world record for streaking in Colorado in late October. (thedenverchannel.com)

· Unable to get regular bank accounts, sex workers in India set up their own co-op. It's the only bank in the world that won't take a check. (indiatimes.com)

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