“Oppai Taisou” The Japanese Art of Boob Exercise Massage

Well, friends, as I write this my mind is already gone, thinking about the time I will spend in Japan. For you see, I must travel to Japan and learn the ancient art of Boob Massage from the Boob Goddess Takiko Shindo.  

Shindo has created "Oppai Taisou," or in English “boob exercise massage”. Shindo’s exercises are meant not only improve breast size and shape, but also help with sore shoulders, menopause, menstrual cramps, and these rubs and tugs can beautify the skin and help the boobs keep their youthful appearance. Shindo believes that the ligaments that hold up the breasts need to move, if they don’t the fat in the breasts will settle near the chest muscles, which make the breasts sag.  

If you can’t make it to Japan to have your boobs shaken’ like a Polaroid picture, fear not, Shindo has come out with a “Boob Rake” which is shaped like her hand. That’s right, for only around $40 bucks, you can get to the same boob massage exercise experience without ever leaving your home! While I’m sure the boob rake works well enough, it probably can’t compare to the magical hands of Shindo.  

I’m not sure how I will pay for the trip to Japan or if Shindo will teach me her magical boob handling ways, but this is a journey I must take. For when I return I will make sure all of the boobs are healthy, happy, and beautiful.

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