· Despite comments to the contrary, we actually think Mariah Carey looks pretty good dressed as a mermaid. Is it supposed to be some sort of costume or something? (wwtdd.com)
· So how did you celebrate the big day yesterday? We bet that most of you weren't running around naked with a pumpkin on your head. That would just be silly. (rockymountainnews.com)
· Just a tip: wearing 625 condoms at one time would probably crush your penis, so don't try this at home. Even if it does look sort of fun. (funreports.com)
· It's a sad day as the venerable World Modeling is closing after 31 years of supplying talent to the adult industry, which is about 30 years longer than most of their clients stay in the business. (dailynews.com + xbiz.com)
· Durham, North Carolina, is not exactly comfortable with paintings of naked people. Then again, some folks aren't exactly comfortable with censorship, so to each his own. (indyweek.com)
· Chinese health officials are a little embarrassed after realizing that a photo used to advertise a healthcare forum is actually of a naughty nurse without panties. Hey, even pornstars want to help people. (shanghaidaily.com + .pdf of the ad @ lifenanjing.com.cn)
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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives