Morning Wood: Overt Sexual Activity (And Britney!) Ahead

· The release of the new James Bond movie gives Page 3 an excuse to photograph three hot babes topless in a casino. As if they needed an excuse to do that. (As if we needed an excuse to post more Keeley Hazell and Michelle Marsh pictures.) (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Several days after we broke the story (and after everyone already started to lose interest), AVN and other "news" outlets finally get around to "reporting" on the Britney Spears Sex Tape That Wasn't. Next week: Have Halloween costumes become too sexy? (avn.com + stuff.co.nz)

· So of course you want to know what very gay former Project Runway winners think of the whole Britney thing? Of course you do—and Gawker is here to help! (Gawker)

· And the alleged Britney Spears Sex Tape leaks just keep on coming! This may be the most convincing clip we've seen yet. (pissfunny.com - thanks L.)

· A California couple get arrested for "overt sexual activity" on a flight to North Carolina. We're not sure what that means, but it sounds fun. (abcnews.go.com)

· Our silicon-enhanced sibling site Valleywag gets taken over by some crazed upstart, who immediately starts posting bush photos. Hey, buddy ... that's our beat! (Valleywag)

· Dubai police start cracking down on "beach pests" who roam the shores fully clothed so they can stare at women. They're also known as "men." (redorbit.com)

· Lose weight the old fashioned way with scientifically proven pole dancing workout. Ask us how! (fredericknewspost.com)

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