Ladies Rejoice? Sweet Peach Probiotics Are Here To Make Your Pussy Smell Great

We've all been there, amirite ladies? It's Friday night, you've got a hot date, but good lord does your pussy smell like the inside of a fake leg! Well, scientists Austen Heinz and Gilad Gome think your pussies smell too ladies, and they've come up with a solution: Sweet Peach Probiotics.

According to Inquisitr (link below), Heinz & Gome are the founders of Cambrian Genomics and Personalized Probiotics, and unveiled their latest creation at the DEMO conference in San Jose, California this past Wednesday.

For those women, or men, who have issues with the way a woman smells “down there,” Sweet Peach is apparently the perfect solution as it enables women to have a vagina that permanently smells fresh and clean, and, you guessed it, like peaches.

According to a report on inc.com, Sweet Peach will have practical benefits, as well as helping women to smell fresh, like preventing yeast infections and other health problems caused by microorganisms.

Nevertheless, according to Heinz and Gome, the concept behind the product is a way loftier one.

“The idea is personal empowerment. All your smells are not human. They’re produced by the creatures that live on you. We think it’s a fundamental human right to not only know your code and the code of the things that live on you but also to rewrite that code and personalize it.”

Oh, and we're not even to the best part yet. Steel your nerves for this tidbit of information from the boys wonder.

Humans aren’t the only ones who could benefit from the new product, as animals could do also as the company introduces a probiotic for dogs and cats that makes their feces smell like bananas.

These guys clearly have a fruit fetish and, if I'm being honest, some significant problems beyond that. 

Via Inquisitr