Morning Wood: Planet of the MILFs

· Maxim UK breaks out one of the hottest 2007 calendars we've seen yet. How can girls in a bathtub feel so dirty? (dailyniner.com)

· Male chimpanzees prefer to have sex with older females, which Reuters claims "shows one of the biggest behavioral differences between humans and our closest biological relatives." Um ... speak for yourself. (reuters.co.uk)

· Contrary to popular belief, the odds of you dying from a heart attack while having sex are extremely low. Dang ... we were kind of hoping that's the way we would go. (news.com.au)

· Porn stud Jack Lawrence and Fleshbot bathroom attendant Dana DeArmond make AVN Award history by starring in the first scene to be nominated for Best Oral that does not include a blow job. That would be like Babe Ruth winning the MVP award without using a bat. (P.S. You can see this historic moment for yourself if you enter and win our "Chemistry" Scavenger Hunt Contest—or you can just buy the DVD yourself. After all, it's all historical and shit!) (adultfyi.com)

· Indian police are turning to sex workers to help them reel in terrorists and other criminals. So is that why they call it "snatch"?  (dnaindia.com)

· Fellas, if you have a problem with a woman in your life, spreading around nude pictures of her is not the way to go. Save the amateur porn for the women you love. (newsnet5.com + theaustralian.news.com.au)

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