Sadie Santana Promises Every Laker A BJ If They Win 47 Games

There's a long, proud tradition of porn stars offering blow jobs to athletes if they reach a milestone in their sport, and Sadie Santana is such a devoted LA Lakers fan, she's looking to continue that tradition this season. In a tweet last Wednesday, Sadie promised to take one for the team, or rather 12 I guess--no word on whether or not she plans to blow backups and the coaching staff--if the Lakers win 47 games.

Now, there are several reasons this is not likely to happen, the first and most obvious of which is the fact that this is 20 more wins than they managed to put together last season, their worst season since they played in Minnesota in the 50s. Second, the team just picked up their first win on the season last night against an atrocious Charlotte team. 

It's not unheard of for a team to swing that many additional wins, just look at the Phoenix Suns who went 25-57 two years ago and improved to 48-34 last season, but still. If Kobe's healthy, and that's a big if, and Jeremy Lin finally gets his mojo back, who else have they got? Carlos Boozer? A 40-year old Steve Nash? This is kind of a losing battle, but we admire Sadie's zeal, and hope she's able to follow through if this does happen. But it's not going to happen.

Via Busted Coverage