Alyssa Barbara Will Have You Saying O’ Canada!

The great Robin Williams said, “Canada’s like a loft apartment over a really great party.” Truer words were never spoken. Unless you are into hockey or round bacon, Canada doesn’t have much to offer. Until now… Now it is time for us say O’ Canada for the goddess Alyssa Barbara.  

I can’t find too much about Barbara, other than that she is the land of Maple Syrup and Tony Horton’s. This fact kind of angers me because after seeing this picture I really, really, really want to know about her. She is so hot that she almost redefines the term "blonde bombshell" or what Canada term is for incredible hot blonde woman with giant knockers.

Barbara’s worked with a few photographers (no names that jump out) and had some pictures in a few magazines like Bizarre Magazine, Salon Magazine, and See Magazine. If I had any connections at magazines here in the States I would be on the phone faster than a Canadian can brag about their healthcare system. See needs to be featured in any and all “Sexiest Woman” or “Hottest Women” or “Oh My God I Can’t Believe a Woman this Beautiful Exist” lists.  

I know becoming a citizen of the Untied States is a difficult process, but Barbara needs to be on our soil, posing for pictures in our magazines, and her face (and boobs) needs to be on our television shows. Maybe it is time to petition the White House? Barbara is too hot for Canada. Let’s get her in stars and stripes!

Via Hollywood Tuna