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Good Clean P0rn Is Porn Without The Shame… Or The Sex

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Have you ever wanted to see a funny concept done in the most obnoxious way imaginable? Then brace yourself for Good Clean P0rn, a web series that takes all of the sex and nudity out of porn, and replaces it with some fat asshole in a shirt and tie interrupting the action every five seconds to make a stupid comment. 

There's comedy to be found in just showing the non-sexual scenes from porn. All of it is cheap and easy comedy, but it's comedy nonetheless. There's nothing funny about a guy doing pop-up video style editing and using shitty graphics to enhance the experience. In fact, it takes whatever nugget of a good idea this guy had and just destroys it. 

Look, I may be harsh, but this guy is holding porn stars up for ridicule and playing a game of, "let's laugh at what a terrible actor Evan Stone is," and for that, he deserves a dose of reality. Dude, you're not funny. Whomever lied to you about your sense of humor or laughed at your jokes in your improv class--that you had to pay to take--was not being sincere. Calling porn performers "thespians" may go over like gangbusters in Branson or whatever fucking rock you live under, but it's a cheap, ridiculous, and easy way to attempt to elicit laughs. There's a reason you don't have a single video with more than 16,000 views... It's not funny, and you're a dick for doing it. 

Via Good Clean P0rn on YouTube