Relieve Stress With This Not At All Overtly Sexual Fungus

The Japanese have a knack for turning everything into a sex object. It's a little like being ten again and thinking everything looks like a dick. Well, their time honored tradition of using a large mushroom shaped object to help relieve stress has now made its way to our shores. 

Firebox.com (link below) offers the "stress relieving" gadgets in four different varities: Enoki, King Trumpet, Fly Agaric, and Matsutake. 

Feeling like Shiitake? You need some Stress Mushrooms. 

Twist them, stretch them, pound them on the desk. Embrace Japan's favourite anger management solution and let these soothing shrooms ease the rage caused by everyday life. 

There are four different and slightly phallic fungi to choose from; so whether it's financial pressures, relationship problems or overworking – just squeeze the bejesus out of a realistic rubber mushroom and feel your troubles fade away.

They've also provided these helpful GIFs to show off their products in action...

Yeah guys, we get it...

Via Firebox.com