These photos taken by Nick Walton are once again a reminder that I should have been photographer. Sara Malakul Lane is a half English, half Thai and probably best known for her role in the 2010 SyFy Channel Eric Roberts campfest Sharktopus. While her big beautiful breasts didn’t pop out while on the hunt for the half-shark, half-octopus that was created by the military, but it surely helped launch her into B-Movie stardom.
Malakul Lane started out as model, but soon got into acting. Her first role was playing the daughter of Steven Seagal in the movie Belly of The Beast. While I haven’t seen this Seagal opus, I can assume he’s a rouge cop that will clean up the streets. Or it could be a movie about trees; Seagal loves the environment. As for Malakul Lane her biggest and most naked role came recently in the movie Jailbait (sometimes titled 17 & Life Jailbait), which takes place in an all-girl juvenile prison. You can just imagine how awesome this film is. Malakul Lane has a bunch of new films coming out and I’m sure with each film her giant and beautiful breasts will also come out. At least, I hope so.
Until the release of Cowboys vs Dinosaurs, Scouts vs. Zombies, and Jurassic City we can keep these pictures of reminders that Malakul Lane is still around. I have no doubt what so ever that this woman has the two things needed to be a B Movie goddess, a great scream and a great rack.