Morning Wood: Geek Love

· Remember: fuzzy red hat equals Christmas porn, even though we doubt you'll find anything like this under your tree this year. Still waiting on the naked Hanukkah babes, by the way. (americandrumslinger.com)

· A Pamela Anderson nip slip might be besides the point, but we're posting this so someone can help us figure out exactly what we're seeing. Either she has some sort of flesh colored GPS device attached to her boob or her nipples are exceptionally long and pliable. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· Durex wants to hire you (if you live New Zealand, that is) to be a condom tester. Sounds like a great part-time job ... as long neither one of you fails the test. (yahoo.com)

· Wired names its 10 finalists for 2006's Sexiest Geek. Sorry, you're not on the list. (But we still think you're sexy.) (blog.wired.com)

· How you sleep at night says a lot about you. Or it says a lot about how your date went. (collegehumor.com)

· A social networking site for models only? Fine, we didn't want to be in your stupid club anyway. Maybe if we could just peek inside, though? (modelshotel.com)

· The long, sordid tale of Sex.com gets even more sordid as the man who stole the domain is released from jail, and his lawyer is nearly murdered the very next day. See, this is why we never leave the house. (redherring.com; more @ Tiny Nibbles)

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