Want To Cheat, But Don’t Want To Live With The Guilt? Try This Couple’s Strategy

Ever wanted to see sheer, unbridled insanity in action? Just check out this video clip that features potentially the most psychotic couple I've ever laid eyes on. Shawna Bigelow and Dave Hockey (which is either his real name or a shitty nickname he got in high school and has now adopted as his legal name) have a normal relationship, so long as your idea of normal is that they regularly have threesomes with one of Dave's numerous sex dolls.

According to Jezebel (link below), most women were turned off by Dave's proclivity for collecting sex dolls. They call it a hobby, but stamp collecting is a hobby, this is more like a problem. Not Shawna, though. In fact, Shawna took Dave's delusion to soaring heights.

When Hockey took her down to his basement to show her the dolls, she was hooked. Okay, yes, it is a little creepy that the dolls were in the basement, but hear me out, the rest of the story is actually pretty touching! Not only was Bigelow accepting of her new boyfriend's kinks, but she actually chose to take part in them, first by putting on the dolls' wigs and then by inviting Hockey to bring the dolls into the bedroom, where the couple now has regular threesomes with one of Hockey's four life-size dolls.

Okay, so far, so strange. Here comes the best part...

She [Bigelow] said: 'It is kind of like a threesome without anyone getting hurt.

'You've got to realise that she is only a doll. that's really not real, because who has the perfect body?

Dave added: 'Having a threesome with a doll is safer, there is no emotional entanglement.'

And while Bigelow says she sometimes feels jealous of the dolls (who are perfect in every way), this jealousy quickly fades. Especially now that Bigelow has Terry, a male doll she can call her own. Terry even has three custom-made penises that Bigelow can change according to her mood.

Will Dave let Terry into a threesome, or are the threesomes exclusively for the female dolls? Either way, I'm happy that these two found each other, if for no other reason than it keeps them off the market, and I don't have to worry about coming across them while I troll OK Cupid. 

Via Jezebel