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Seattle Police Will Not Rest Until They Bring Sex Toy Thief To Justice

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Seattle police have enough to worry about, what with all the rain slicker and coffee thieves I presume live in the burgeoning metropolis. The last thing they needed on their plate was a sex toy thief, but that's exactly what they've got on their hands now. That city's really gone to shit since Frasier was cancelled.

According to KIRO TV (link below), a man made off with more than $400 worth of merchandise from The Castle Adult Megastore.

Staff there said they were making recommendations to the would-be customer when he took off with a slew of merchandise, including a “Heavenly Dolphin” and a “Rabbit.” Other items included personal lubricant and fishnet stockings.

 The suspect is described as a white male in his late 40’s with black hair that fled in a white SUV. Anyone with information is asked to call police.

If you've never been to Seattle, I recommend you stop by The Castle Adult Megastore, for as their slogan says, "Knights and Damsels Welcome."

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Ooo, bra and panty clearance! I hope that this was once a White Castle and they just didn't feel like changing the decor. Or the sign. Or the smell. 

Via KIRO TV