Kelly Brook And Her Wonderful Boobs Are Single Again

Well, it appears that Kelly Brook is single. She announced on twitter that her engagement to the Gladiators star David McIntosh has ended and her huge boobs are back on the market. Well, she didn’t actually say her huge boobs are back on the market, but that was the subtext of her message.  

This English beauty began her career modeling around age 16 and before she knew it she was a Daily Caller Page Three Girl, which helped her land other work in a couple magazines, GQ, FHM, and Loaded. Well, I’m sure being a Page Three Girl helped, but her enormous rack probably helped a little, too. I’m pretty sure those beautiful breasts helped her get a spread in September 2010 issue of Playboy. Besides her work on the small screen in shows like Smallville and Skins, you probably remember her most from the comedy-horror remake, Piranha 3D. I will admit, I’m not a fan of the comedy-horror genre or the remake genre; this was a film I made an effort to see. And it was well work it. Seeing Brook, completely nude, turned me into a comedy-horror remake movie junkie. While the film was shot in 3D, you really don’t need them for Brook’s gigantic boobs. They are life like, not matter 3D or 2D or 1D.  

Now that Brook is back on the market, we should take a few moments to morn the breakup. And by morn I mean look at pictures of her in a bikini and wonder what the hell McIntosh was thinking when he cheated on her. I mean, look at her. And hell, look at him, she’s giving him a boner. Good lord, Brook is a fantasy come to life, McIntosh is an idiot for cheating her.

Via The Superficial