Morning Wood: Egg Nog Hangover Edition

· Probably the best thing about the Girls Aloud calendar is that you can stare at the members of this girl group without having to listen to their music. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Sorry folks, but a couple of Jewish chicks in their underwear was the closest we could get to Hanukkah porn this year. We waited eight days for this? (collegehumor.com)

· The South Korean government is giving out prizes to men if they promise to not visit a brothel this holiday season. Is there any chance the prize includes a trip to a massage parlor or something? (yahoo.com)

· Our ears are burning since About.com's Cory Silverberg listed his favorite sex blogs of the year. And no, ear burning is not some bizarre new fetish trick. (sexuality.about.com)

· The Moto-Penis is one vehicle you definitely do not want to get rear-ended by on the highway. We don't even want to know where they park that thing. (boat-links.com)

· Here's a good New Year's resolution: get over your fear of public nudity. That would make everybody's life a little better wouldn't it? (winonadailynews.com)

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