I Found It On Etsy 9.18.14

Like every other site on the internet, Etsy started out as a place for folks to sell their wares, yet it has morphed into a hotbed of filth. Every week, we take a look at five of the best/strangest/craziest things available for purchase on the website.

Penis Dog by NSDSshop

They claim that this is a baby shower gift, but how many mothers want this thing hanging around the house after the kid is born?

The Dark Invader Dildo in Hot Pink Sparkle Firm Vacuum Locking Base by GespenstsFantasyGear

Well played!

Hand Made 7 inch Diletto Stiletto High Heel shoes with 1.25" diameter Aluminum Dildo Stiletto Heels for dancing/street use by Dilettos

Street use... gets me every time.

The Vagina Hat! by HatHut

For those occasions when a porkpie just won't do the trick.

Vagina Mirror by VagView

For those parents that like visual aids for their "birds and the bees" talk.