Wet Spots

· We've been whistling the goddamned background music for the latest Pornocha update since we woke up this morning. You've been warned. (Flash w/sound @ pornocha.com)

· US Postal Service ditches make-your-own stamps program; guess we'll have to find another use for all those leftover Teagan Presley ones we never got around to, uh, licking. (Wired)

· Let's hope Wikipedia is wrong about this one: "Jack Black's Secret Jerk Off Tape?" (Defamer, who beat us to the "School of Cock" line)

· Artist eviscerates 64 Tickle Me Elmo dolls, uses pelts to create full-body vibrating pleasure coat (with matching merkin). Is nothing sacred? (sexblo.gs)

· After reading about megahootered 90s porn model Zena Fulsom on "A Dirty Shame" today, surely you wanted to see more of her? Of course you did. (TGP/preview gallery @ kinghost.com)

· Gypsies, tucks and thieves: Cher to pose naked for her 60th birthday. (webindia123.com - thanks Rob)

· The next Li'l Kim or merely too hot for MTV? Either way, Jacki-O's new video is "Fine" in more ways than one. (Quick Time video @ tvtrecords.com)

· Jacki-O didn't make the list of the 50 Hottest Music Videos - but we're happy we saw the number one choice coming weeks ago. (videos @ zooweekly.co.uk)

· Anyone want to take a trip to Solingen with us? We'll meet you at the train station. (photos @ dbasixx.com)

· Will someone please remind us what Jennifer Walcott is famous for exactly, aside from looking really good naked? Not that that isn't enough. (gallery @ 4thefort.com, via Attu)

· In these uncertain times, it's nice to know we can always count on yet another installment of "Jack's Playground". (Quick Time trailer @ digitalplayground.com)

· Farewell, Ticklefight. We'll miss your rosy glow.