Coco Reminds Us That She Has The Perfect Bum

After seeing Coco in her latest string bikini, one must ask the question: “Why wear anything at all Coco?” With as little material as humanly allowed, Coco shows off her double Ds and her perfectly rounded rump in what I guess you can call a leopard print bikini. I’m not questioning whether it’s a leopard print or a tiger print, I’m questioning whether or not you can call it a bikini. Then again, Coco’s curves would make a turtleneck sweater grandma knitted look like the skimpiest, sexiest sweater that grandma ever knitted. Coco can’t help but show off her curves, her giant boobs, and most perfectly rounded butt. And even if she could help, no one wants her to. Her body is amazacurvirific. Yes, I just made up a word to describe how amazingly terrific her curves are. Amazacurvirific. I would try to come with a word to describe her flawless butt, but no words would ever do it justice. Look at the pictures. Those are the words you need to describe Coco’s bums of glory.  

Of the many advantages to going on vacation with Coco, one would have to be she probably doesn’t need a huge suitcase. Might even be able to carry all her string bikinis in a zip lock bag. And that is reason enough to go on vacation with Coco.

Via: Egotastic!