Wet Spots: Say It Ain’t So, Screech!

· Did the notoriously (allegedly?) well-endowed Dustin "Screech" Diamond use a stunt dick for that homemade sex tape you might have read something about? Does the very mention of either said sex tape or Screech's dick make your stomach churn a little bit? (nydailynews.com)

· No one told us that January was "Celebrity Babe Beach Vacation Month," but Keira Knightley sure got the memo. (wwtdd.com)

· Does anyone know what porn site would be using images of Buddha to sell their wares? We're only curious because we consider ourselves to be equal opportunity blasphemers around here. (nationmultimedia.com)

· It looks like Brazil was actually serious about that YouTube business, as they've managed to block the site throughout most of the country. How will Brazilians survived without lonelygirl15 and bootleg Saturday Night Live clips? (cnn.com)

· One columnist says the answer to our unhealthy lifestyles isn't rehab or detox, we just need to get it on more often. We're intrigued ... tell us more about this amazing program. (timesonline.co.uk)

· Have you heard about this new ".xxx" web domain? It's taking absolutely nobody by storm! (forbes.com)

· Dancing bar girls unite to protect the rights of their sex work sisters in India. Don't mess with working girls; they know how to stick together. (dnaindia.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives