Wet Spots: Too Much Information

· Little Miss Spears tries to keep up in the paparazzi wars. No nipple here, but she did manage to put the the bikini bottom on properly. (toxicmagazine.com)

· If you're heading to Vegas this week (and why wouldn't you be?), here's a list of the sex stars that will be signing autographs at the Adult Entertainment Expo. We hope there's plenty of ink in your pen. (avn.com)

· Everything you never wanted to know about Screech's sex tape, straight from his girlfriend/manager. We will now go cry/vomit. (10zenmonkeys.com)

· Look, Cialis is expensive and if you're not having sex on a hotel balcony in front of all the other guests, then you just aren't getting your money's worth. (thesmokinggun.com)

· We think this is a brilliant idea: put up fake cardboard prostitutes in your neighborhood, thereby driving down your rent and leaving you with more money to spend on real prostitutes! It's genius! (Consumerist + Gawker)

· Prim and proper Ivy League students discover the pleasures of co-ed naked parties, which is also know in other parts of the United States as "attending college." (scotsman.com)

· Thirty-one people in Iran are facing the death penalty for making homemade cell phone porn. Hey, we made a lot of jokes about "Screeched" and everything, but even we think that's excessive. (adnki.com)

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