Don’t Take It Personally: Jesus Christ Dude

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You academic types really know how to drain all of the sexiness out of sex...

Brainy Professional Seeks Coquettish Ingenue - m4w (NE CT)

body : curvy eye color : Brown hair : Blackethnicity : White education : Master's degreestatus : single drinks : never drugs : neversmokes : never

It feels like an eternity since I touched a girl, parted her lips with my tongue, cupped her breasts from behind while I kissed her neck, and reveled in the sweet excitement of my first and last lesbian encounter. She was this gorgeous, lanky creature with long blonde hair and a severe, blue gaze that rattled my core. She told me she wanted me, she made me fall in love with her, she broke my heart when an ex reclaimed her, and I sometimes replay those exquisite two months over in my mind as a reminder of delicious happenstance. 

I don't want to change your sexual orientation, or mine for that matter. I'm not looking for romantic or even platonic love. I don't require emotional or intellectual compatibility (though the latter would be divine). I just want to hold you, gently caress you, remove your t-shirt and jeans if you'd let me, cover your body with tender kisses, marvel at your beauty, suckle your nipples, tease your labia with the tip of my thumb, press it into your delicate vagina, trace your wetness around the hood of your clit, then lick and dart and pulsate and massage and pull and tease and nibble and suckle between your legs for as long as you let me. I would not ask you to reciprocate nor would I have to remove my clothes.

You are between 18 and 29, feminine, preferably straight or inexperienced with women, drug/disease free, able to name one thing you like about your body, and can respond with a photo (nudity is optional).

I am in my early 30s, a full time professional, college-educated, cultured, sexy, scary smart yet unpretentious, kind, nurturing, demonstrative, funny, respectful, a great conversationalist, a little snarky but never mean or cynical, a pop culture enthusiast, and a tall, busty femme fatale. 

If you've never in your wildest dreams imagined you would be answering a personals ad on Craigslist, then this is probably the post for you. Even if you're a veteran CL reader and poster, I encourage you to challenge your hesitation and fear. I will respect your boundaries every step of the way and will always defer to your comfort level before proceeding.

I look forward to meeting you soon...