I Found It On Etsy 8.28.14

Like every other site on the internet, Etsy started out as a place for folks to sell their wares, yet it has morphed into a hotbed of filth. Every week, we take a look at five of the best/strangest/craziest things available for purchase on the website.

Star Wars Lightsaber Dildo by DarkSideofPleasure

For all you guys out there that want to use the force

Large Pizza Vibrator Button 2.25" by GayHalloween

Because what's a pizza button without a large purple vibrator on it?

The Second Rudy Ray Moore Album "This Pussy Belongs to Me" by What Cheer Providence

Mature Kangaroo with a Pouch Full of Penises by cappysue

At least it's not an immature kangaroo with a pouch full of penises

Fetish mask for prop gaff display costume sex show domination by shrunkenheaddotcom

What the actual fuck? How would you even use this thing?