International GoTopless Day

It seems like there’s a holiday for everything now. January 6th is National Bean Day. April 10th is National Siblings Day. December 5th is Bathtub Day. Most of these holidays pass by and no one pays attention, mostly because we don’t get the day off from work. But there's one holiday we should all start rejoicing in: International Go Topless Day!  

This years GoTopless Day took place on August 24th in cities all around the world and is meant to expose the unequal rights of men and women, that being men can walk around topless while woman cannot. While most of the crowds were there to support breasts, these modern day suffragettes were met with some religious protesters. Honestly, of all the problems in this world to protest a bunch of beautiful naked breasts shouldn’t even be on the list. Artists have created some of the most magnificent works out art because of breasts, brave warriors fight to the death for breasts, as a society and a member of human race we should honor breasts every chance we can get. Especially bare breasts. Bare breasts in public. Many bare breasts in public. Together.  

Years from now I don’t think we’ll wake up early to open presents or gather around the table to for a huge family meal on International GoTopless day, but we should consider give this holiday the recognition it truly deserves. Think about it, if it weren’t for boobs, none of us would be here.