Morning Wood: Jennifer Hawkins Is Horny

· This ad starring 2004 Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins was ruled too sexy for a New Zealand airport. What's the big deal? It's not like she's biting a real rhinoceros or anything. (smh.com.au)

· A legislator in Tennessee wants to impose a new tax on porn in order to eliminate the sales tax on groceries. Please don't make us choose between porn and food! We might end up starving to death. (knoxnews.com)

· If you're about to be kicked out of a German political party because you once appeared in porn film, it probably doesn't help your cause to admit that you couldn't "perform" that day. Try to hold on to some of your dignity. (xbiz.com)

· Huh, huh, huh ... you said "Fucking." (Boing Boing)

· We're still looking for another place to view Francesco Vizzoli's "Caligula" trailer online, but in the meantime these clips from the 1979 original will have to do. Remember: unlike Vezzoli's version, they're not supposed to be funny. (cayos.com)

· Why go to all that trouble just to look up women's skirts? You can see up the skirts of real celebrities practically every other day here on Fleshbot. (news.com.au)

· Speaking of celebrities, are there really people out there who are worried about their bra straps? We would prefer that they not wear them at all, but that's just a personal preference. (yahoo.com)

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