No Penis Needed to Give Sex Advice

A dude that allegedly lost part of his penis in a childhood accident recently took to his Reddit account to answer questions about what life is like without dick. I suppose the same inquisitive social networkers could’ve just asked the same questions to the woman nearest to them, but that would be too easy.  

According to Salon (link below), a poor soul with the self-effacing screen name “penisindoor” claims that at the tender age of twelve he put his erection through a door crack to tease his buddies. Yeah, there’s nothing strange about that. Well, one of penisindoor’s friends quickly put an end to the tease and slammed the door shut on his stiffy. Sounds like an idea for the Jackass gang?  

After it was all said and done, he was half the man he used to be, but he was able to keep his balls, along with a rerouted pee hole. Hats off to that urologist! Now as a thirty-something-year-old, life with a stump for a dick isn’t as bad as one would think. He’s still able to reach orgasm. More importantly, he has a girlfriend, and he can have sex with her. Maybe at this point he should change his Reddit handle to “penisinpussy”?  

Besides making me grip my penis tightly (and not in the fun way) while doing this write up, I didn’t see any real sex tips. Penisindoor’s tips (no pun intended) pretty much added up to be intimate with your partner and use your imagination. What a revelation! Next he’s going to tell us to put it in a hole. But I guess the larger, forest-through-the-trees bullshit seems to tell us that the penis is not the key to intimacy, love and satisfaction. Sure, penisindoor may look like a chump in the gym locker room, but he’s still getting laid. What more can one ask for?  

Via: Salon