Looking Down Angie Harmon Top to Bottom

The tan, the sweat, the string bikini...it can mean only one thing: time to masturbate! Or it's summer. Or another selfie from another celebrity. Or all the above. Or all the below. It's your choice. Angie Harmon has a lot on top and down below to satisfy even the hungriest man's carnal appetites. 

Now who else but the Drunken Stepfather would post such a picture (link below)? Okay, yes, only about a dozen sites, or maybe a thousand. Certainly, this site. That's where you're reading this I hope. Or are you inside my mind? Have you inhabited my brain? Have I finally written the post that broke the camel's consciousness? 

Maybe. When I look at this picture I have a very weird experience. For a moment, one glorious moment, I am Angie Harmon. That is my body I am seeing. My tits. My bush packed tightly into those red tiny briefs. And I'm going to have a great time with myself. I don't need anybody else. To hell with you all!

Sorry, that's not a very social thing to do. Please excuse me. In fact, please take me and have some fun with me. There's more than enough to go around. 

Via Drunken Stepfather