Brooke Burke in a Bikini!

What a difference a bikini makes. I've never been smitten by Brooke Burke, but then I never had the good fortune to see her in a bikini. And, wow. That's all I can say. She's built like a brick shithouse, which I think is a good thing, though it sounds kind of disgusting. 

Well, leave it to the workaholics at NS4W (link below), they've been busy beavers all weekend, though sadly not showing Brooke's beaver, filling their forum with more than Roman gladiators, more like roaming glad we ate hers. No, that doesn't make any sense. Just know that the two pictures I've picked to accompany this post are but a front and backside view of our lovely lady. More are available for the curious.

Are you curious? You should be. I, too, once had a closed mind, about Brooke even. Why? I don't know. She's pretty, but maybe there was nothing that spoke to me personally, then—bang!—bikini pictures and it all comes together. She's hot because she has a hot body. Damn, I'm slow sometimes. 

But I'm quick to acknowledge my mistakes. Why it's through failure that we succeed, and I've failed you Brooke, but no more. Now I'm winning, and like a high tide raises all ships, I'm rising. 

Via NS4W