Guys, Farrah Abraham Is Just Doing Research At The Strip Club

Fake porn star. Christian author. Erotic author. Christian movie star. Marriage Counselor. Sex Toy Model. FroYo Entrepreneur. Farrah Abraham wears a lot of hats, and almost none of them well. Now she's been hired to work at a strip club, but don't worry y'all, it's just for research.

Research for what, you ask? Well, she's not allowed to say, but she still made sure to let that glowing beacon for truth in this dark world, E! News (link below),  know that she's simply working there because she's researching a project, just like real actresses do. 

"I'm doing research," the 23-year-old explains to E! News exclusively. "A friend of mine works there and I'm researching. I've been trying out all the roles that make up a gentleman's club, including cocktailing and dancing. There's management and there's cooking too. It's job shadowing that I hope pays off. In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that's what I'm doing. It's how I get the information to write my books and do my movies. Unfortunately, I'm not free to talk about what those future projects may be. But I'm interested in hearing all the women's stories. And while I'm doing it, I'm getting paid. I'm getting paid to play a role and get informed."

Phew! I was worried for a minute there that she might be hard up for cash.

Whether stripping may not be Abraham's new permanent gig, it sounds like she's already been quite successful as a dancer. The gentlemen's club source tells us guys were swarming the stage with money when Abraham was on stage. At one point, she laid down on her back and ripped her bra off.

"She was definitely not shy and looked like she knew what she was doing," the insider said. "She was wearing a nude thong and bejeweled bra. She wasn't awkward at all and was actually quite good."

I know that whenever I go to the strip club, my main hope is to see a stripper that isn't awkward at all. I think that's where most guys set the bar. By the way, thanks for clicking on this article, it basically ensures that I have to continue writing about this vapid twat. I really appreciate it guys.

Via E! Online