I Found It On Etsy 7.31.14

Like every other site on the internet, Etsy started out as a place for folks to sell their wares, yet it has morphed into a hotbed of filth. Every week, we take a look at five of the best/strangest/craziest things available for purchase on the website. 

Hello Kitty Anal Plug by Red Room of Pain

Who, precisely, is the targeted consumer for this?

Mature Big Cock Skeleton With Viking Ax Pendant by erotic

Every skeleton pendant I've ever owned has always been lacking in one key area, and now that I know that this exists, I'm never going back again.

69 PONTIAC GTO t-shirt, blue gto shirt with a big busted pinup girl next to the car by speedtshirts

Honestly the only thing missing is a bald eagle. And an American flag. And an AK47. Someone please make that shirt.

Burt Reynolds Burger with Tits Oil on Cardboard by letspainttv

Because sometimes, a Burt Reynolds burger just isn't enough.

Furry Animal J-String For Men with Tail by EnglishNaturals

Wait, is the tail attached to the cock sock?

Oh, I see...