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Miranda Kerr Is Obsessed With Pants

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Miranda Kerr likes pants, specifically her jeans, some brand with a numeral for a name that I immediately forgot after she breathless sighed it like exhaling after a sweet orgasm. I think she may have a fetish, like a really weird one, where she only gets off when filmed topless for a 30-second spot wearing only the tightest of tight jeans and then being paid with a wheelbarrow of money. Funny, I have the same kink. 

E Online (link below) has an interview with Miranda, and they ask her all manner of useless questions as a ploy to get me to say the name of the product she's been hired to endorse, and I'm not doing it. Jeans are a poor fashion chose for such a rich fashion icon as Miranda and I will not support her lifestyle choice to wear them, no matter how tight they hug her perfect body.

One question asked is how does she keep that perfect body, to which she replies: "Ballet Bodies. It's a combination of Pilates and ballet. It works on your overall strength, flexibility, core and muscle toning and sculpting." Well, that's enough to make me dance in my pants. 

 

Via E Online


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