Morning Wood: Fergie’s Fingers Do The Walking

· So if Fergie came up to you on the street and said "Smell my finger!, what would you do? What would you do? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Speaking of fingers, not all of them wind up in Fergie's crotch; in fact, some of them manage to see a hell of a lot more action than we do these days. (YouTube - thanks Matthew)

· Look, we understand if you suddenly get religion and decide to turn your porn store into a bible store, but did you have to burn $6,500 worth of your old products in a bonfire? That's just sacrilege. (christianitytoday.com, via adultfyi.com)

· Eighteen percent of U.S. men have erectile dysfunction, mostly because they sit around all day doing nothing. Somehow we never thought our "jobs" would put us into that particular risk group. (cnn.com)

· A federal appeals court says that you have a right to privacy when you close the door to your office ... but that doesn't mean you can turn your work computer into a porn library. If it did, our entire economy would grind to a halt. (xbiz.com)

· A Japanese porn director extols the virtues of MILFs. You're preaching to the choir, buddy. (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives