Wet Spots: You Heard It Here First

· It's official: Heather Vandeven-Vuur is the 2007 Penthouse Pet of the Year ... just like we told you last week. See, we would never lie to you. Unless, you know, we needed to. (xfanz.com)

· It just so happens that there's a lot of pornography out there on the internet, and sometimes kids can stumble across it, even when they're trying to download something else that they probably aren't supposed to have. Stop us if you've heard this one before. (aappublications.org + blogs.nytimes.com)

· It's summer in Australia right now, which means it's the perfect time to hold the Nude Olympics. We hear the pole vault competition is pretty intense. (smh.com.au + news.com.au)

· A nurse in Sarajevo caused a bit of a stir when she presented a list of 20 doctors that she works with as potential fathers for her child. It's also possible that journalists are getting their news from episodes of "General Hospital." (iht.com)

· Vietnam discovers belly dancing and tells the rest of the world not to worry, but they might be busy for awhile. (thanhniennews.com)

· How do you pay your tuition at an Ivy League school? Try modeling nude for the art department. It's Dartmouth, so you know it's totally classy. (thedartmouth.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives