Guys, Don’t Buy Your Boner Pills At Sears

Sad news for cheap bastards with defective dicks everywhere as the FDA concluded on Tuesday that O.M.G. Penis Pills sold at Sears.com are no longer allowed to be sold because of "undeclared ingredients." 

According to XBIZ (link below)...

"FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that O.M.G. contains sildenafil, the active ingredient in the FDA-approved prescription drug Viagra, used to treat erectile dysfunction," the FDA said in a statement. 

The FDA in its advisory warned consumers to stop using O.M.G. immediately and throw it away.

For those that were unaware, Sears has an Amazon-esque marketplace where third party sellers can hock their wares that aren't normally sold on the main Sears website. Stuff like boner pills for example. Good thing health insurance plans still cover prescription boner pills, otherwise we'd really be up shit's creek.

Via XBIZ