I Found It On Etsy 7.24.14

Like every other site on the internet, Etsy started out as a place for folks to sell their wares, yet it has morphed into a hotbed of filth. Every week, we'll take a look at five of the best/strangest/craziest things available for purchase on the website. 

Tits Number 2 by letspainttv

Sometimes one pair of tits just isn't enough. Sometimes you want a veritable cornucopia of tits piled on top of one another. 

Crotched Mini Cock Socks by All Crochet Creations

Because sometimes a regular sized cock cozy is just too big.

Cthulhu Dildo by Necronomicox

Have you ever wanted an evil deity inside you? Have we got a dildo for you!

LEGO Nipple Clamps by Sweettoysgifts

Because why not?

The Vibrato by Kinkycontraptions

Ummmm, is that thing safe?