Morning Wood: The “Ambush Porn” That Wasn’t

· We don't care what anyone says about Serena Williams' muscles. There's just something about a woman who could clearly pummel you without breaking a sweat. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· So it turns out (surprise!) that the threat of "ambush porn" jumping off computers and, like, eating innocent children alive or something may have been just a wee bit exaggerated. But hey, when did that ever get in the way of a good news story? (cbsnews.com)

· Don't you hate it when you orchestrate a brilliant buzz-worthy advertising campaign only to have some porn website come along and claim that it's really theirs? (commercial-archive.com)

· A organization objecting to the Sacramento Public Library's computer policy says "Pornography doesn't shoot the bullet, but it definitely cocks the trigger." Sounds pretty hot ... are they sure they know which side they're on? (kcra.com + avn.com)

· Brazil plans to install condom machines in schools and says that parents in the mostly Roman Catholic country actually support the idea. What kind of bizarro world nation are they living in? (stuff.co.nz)

· A judge in Houston rules that several strip clubs may have to move because they're too close to schools. Of course, we think the schools should move because they're too close to the strip clubs. Which is probably why we're not judges. (chron.com)

· Nudists can continue to surf in the buff at Australia's Point Impossible, so named because when most beachgoers arrive they point and say, "That's impossible!" (geelongadvertiser.com.au)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives