Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Consider Her Naked Butt in “Sex Tape” Nudity

Cameron Diaz took the hot seat on the Chelsea Lately show to address her seat, her naked seat in her new comedy "Sex Tape." Does this constitute nudity? Not in her eyes, but thankfully our eyes are seeing something very different in Cameron's butt, namely hot, sexy, arousing and lustful nakedness.

The YouTube clip is embedded below, if you want to see Cameron squirm. Cameron says she wears really small bikinis and pants that sag, so we're guessing she thinks a bit of cheek or crack counts as nudity. Maybe for her, but we hold skin to a higher standard. If there's clothing involved, well, then it's back to the drawing board, or the changing room, whichever is appropriate. 

"You've seen the top of my butt or the bottom of my butt," she acknowledges. "Now you get to see the top of my butt and the bottom of my butt together. You get to see the middle of my butt." The middle is often the best part, like in an Oreo cookie, the creamy sweet center is what we want, Cameron.

Via YouTube