Farrah Abraham Wants You To Own That Pussy

You're officially one step closer to being inside every pussy James Deen has been inside thanks to this new sex toy molded from the genitals of everyone's favorite Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham. 

Just last week I was feeling sorry for Farrah because of what happened to her Frozen Yogurt website, and I was prepared to go right back to not liking her when I began reading the comments at the Drunken Stepfather forum (link below) where these pics were first posted. 

Some of my favorite barbs include, "I hope they included her herpes in "real feel" style," "She's just a fuck face liar. I'm sure in her head, she believes that everyone else believes that both of her vids were 'authentic'," and "*cough2dollarwhorecough*."

Come join me in Tucker's Corner, won't you? Now I'm sure that the gentlemen hanging out in this forum are pillars of their community, and casting aspersions behind the veil of anonymity in internet message boards is just par for the course these days, but guys, seriously, get over it. Every single one of you would fuck her if you had the chance. Every. Single. One of you. No exceptions. It's cool to break out the braggadocio and all, but you're all hypocrites. Without exception. She's trying to make a living. Don't like her products? Don't buy them. Don't want to see pictures of her? Don't click the fucking link. 

Via Drunken Stepfather