Don’t Take It Personally: The Doctor Is In

If you ever find yourself in South Jersey, look up this board certified physician, he sounds like he's pretty thorough. 

Dr. Hardcock will see you now.... - m4w (Camden County)

OK now, say AHHHH! and try not to gag on the tongue depressor. Once we've check out your throat, we'll get you up in the stirrups for that pelvic exam. Now that could take a while, quite a while. We need to be very thorough and make sure we don't miss anything. We may have to use the tongue depressor again in lieu of a speculum (it tends to be warmer). While we're at it, let's check your breasts as well. Can't be too careful! We need to take as much time as necessary to be thorough. I know you'll feel much better after your exam is all over. We'll give you a couple of doses of endorphins while you're here to elevate your mood. You may feel some involuntary quivers for up to an hour after the treatment. Of course, we're probably going to have to see you again in a few weeks, just to see how you're progressing. You'll probably be ready for another dose or two of those endogenous opiates by then.