Grab Your Rackets, Maria Sharapova Is in a Bikini!

Maria Sharapova scores love to our net or some such tennis metaphor. We can't be bothered with wordplay, not when the sports goddess is standing before us in a skimpy bikini. She's got great form on the court, but it's even better by the pool. 

The photos collected on the forum page of Drunken Stepfather (link below) are a rabbit hole of hotness that once you slip into you'll not be able to get out of, but don't worry, you'll definitely get off on it. 

She's drinking and we're drunk on the intoxicating proof of her perfect body. It's even sexier seeing her like this than when she does one of her power serves and the skirt rises up enough to let us peek at her panties, and that's pretty hot. 

The six-foot, two-inch Russian amazonian is a blonde babe of outstanding proportions. She can rule our court anytime, and, if she does, she'll never lack for balls to play with. She's been living in the United States since age seven, but we like to think of her as Russian because that makes her more exotic. Maybe she's a sleeper spy, a residual plot from the USSR days. She can sleep with us any time!

Via Drunken Stepfather